Mick Jagger/The
Rolling Stones had a hit record about ‘a little red rooster’.
There’s a 60s
film called ‘Poor Cow’.
There were ‘some
pigs who were more equal than others’ in George Orwell’s Animal Farm – now I’m
showing off my literary knowledge.
And now for a
biblical quote, ‘all we like sheep have
gone astray’ – can’t you tell I got RK A-level?
There’s a beer
called ‘Speckled Hen’ and another
called ‘the Dog’s B......s’, but my
partner says I am becoming more and more foul-mouthed by the day so I’m not writing the word and there are plenty
of ‘bores’ (boars) in pubs drinking
said beer.
And while I’m on
the subject of booze, there’s Bull’s Blood
which is a wine from Hungary – well, it started there I am reliably informed by
Wikipedia.
Mary had a little
‘lamb’ and many of us carnivores eat
it with mint sauce.
People ‘duck and dive’ in business and I think
they might in the farmyard game, but since I don’t play it … And there’s the politically incorrect comment
about someone suffering with ‘duck’s disease’ being a short person
who therefore has a ‘low-down bum’ who wipes out their footprints as they walk.
Then there’s the
expression that someone’s ‘cooked their goose’
on the same lines as ‘shot their bolt’ or ‘made their bed and must therefore
lie on it’ …. and the ‘Goosie Goosie gander’ of nursery rhyme fame.
‘Turkey neck’ is to be avoided at all
costs by those of us of a certain age. I
shudder at the thought of plastic surgery so cover mine up with pearls, beads or
neck scarves.
And here's a picture of an animal you'd never see in a farmyard.
You used to hear about a ‘bull market’ and ‘bullish’ shares in the City, but those expressions are rarely heard these days given the state of the economy.
And here's a picture of an animal you'd never see in a farmyard.
You used to hear about a ‘bull market’ and ‘bullish’ shares in the City, but those expressions are rarely heard these days given the state of the economy.
Some men have
those horrible ‘goatee’ beards
– I suppose leaping about like a ‘mountain goat’
doesn’t quite fit the farmyard criteria.
‘A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse’
– that’s another animal that no self-respecting farmer should be without.
And ‘cat’s eyes’ – most farms have cats to
keep the rats down which suggests farms have rats – there’s that awful puppet-thing called Roland Rat, people ‘rat’ on each other – I don’t of course.
I reckon that
covers most farmyards animals, so here you are Facebook Farmyard lovers – I put them all into
your farmyard and hope that will finish the fatuous game.